A man found a parrot one day and put him in a cage with some bigger birds and left.
When he returned he saw the parrot featherless above, his waist, so he asked what happened?
The parrot said, “Nuh the pussy dem rush me and mi affi back off me jacket!!”
Lucians, another one for you. Hear that…
A little boy catch his mother riding his father (Lucian slang: Making a vice).
De boy ask, “Mummy what you doing?”
De mother tell him, “Daddy have a big belly so I on top trying to flatten it.”
De boy look at her and say, “But but mummy you wasting your time ‘cause when you out shopping de lady next door does get down on her knees and blow it back up”
IT’S A SNOOOOOOOOOOOOW DAY !
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