A Jamaican teacher in class …
Teacher: Tom, what is the plural of foot?
Teacher: Good job Tom, now Jonny! Use feet in a sentence please.
Jonny: Wen di bwoy teif mi pencil, mi go feet
A man found a parrot one day and put him in a cage with some bigger birds and left.
When he returned he saw the parrot featherless above, his waist, so he asked what happened?
The parrot said, “Nuh the pussy dem rush me and mi affi back off me jacket!!”
“Man ah peppah, dem ah ketchup”
“The first weed weh mi ah bun / When round mi ah 10 / Mi haffi light it again and out it again / It’s like a band ah play a riddim inna my head / It mek di place get dizzy and mi eye red / Instantly mi hungry nuh bloodclot / mi haffi fuck up some crackers and a dry bread / wit 2 bun wid ah bulla and ah fry egg / An when di kitchen empty mi go ah my bed / mi tun big man now use one light one / Any man try coke fi go try dead”
Vybz Kartel - Mr. Officer
“Well fadah, mi give thanks for life as mi wake up, ‘Cause ah you make it still ah gwon
And even when mi day nah turn out like mi want it to, Mi give thanks an mi move on
Bad mind live in the soul and the heart of men, this fight is not an easy one
Jah Jah elevate me and make me a better man, help me to overstand”
Konshens - The Realest Song
Nas & Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley - As We Enter
I Wayne - Be Careful